K – What was that thing you just did with the straw?
J – Kaitlyn, you were not supposed to have seen that. It was a trick that nurses use to dry up their tear ducts.
K – Why do you need to dry up your tear ducts?
J – Because we see a lot of pain and suffering during the day and the last thing we want to do is come home and cry in front of our families.

(voialtri tenetevi pure mad men. sarà pure elegante, ma io sto con nurse jackie)